April 2012
10 posts
diet mountain dew, baby, new york city.
jamie i love you forever in a gay way and a non gay way okay im typing just fine right now. youre gonnan accept my compliment and see this when you see this and i love youo. is tha okay? is cait gona be mad? i dont know how to spell her name. cate or cait. whatevber. i love you. you’re ginger and fine. and she’s lucky. and you’re lucky. :))))
“go and pour some more”
– on my dick so sweet
i apoligize
for my last haiku. it wasn’t an american haiku, it was westernized, so fuck off all
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sometimes a penis
is just a penis
always a penis
you know who i like
katie, shes so funny. but sometimes she tells you to put fingers down. what a dick
sometimes
i poop
tits are tits
dicks are dicks
dont smoke
because then you spend 10 dollars a day on cigs. if you do that, you’re basically port.
shamus john tirney might as well be the kid that eats paste. indiana jones he runs from boulders.
helo tumblr
am i the only person who doesnt drink when they smoke. look sometimes my penis is hard, and somtimes it isnt. if you like smoking you might as well like cancer. cancer is bad. cancer kills. cancer wants people to die. cancer is against drinking. if you drink you are pro anti cancer. sometimes, anti - cancer is good. esl spanish is a program i am not involved with, i think it has to do with limited...
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
3 posts
well apparently no one liked beer and pizza
just cant please anybody anymore, and that’s all i try to do, just be a guy who aims to please, and it just aint simple
the first post
will be about last night and today. a while ago, my boss gave me a mystery bottle of beer. it was a tall bottle without a label and a bottle cap with a B on it. I brought it to zack slaters house a while ago and he’s kept it in his fridge ever since. Last night zack, jeff, and I decided to give this mystery beer a taste. At first sniff it was very hoppy and even a little chocolaty. The...
This blog is about to change
so be ready ya’ll, i think from now on i just might dedicate this blog to me reviewing pizza (or any other food that might interest me) new movies, and kraft beers with a tierney twist! zappow!
July 2011
5 posts
remember when i used to update this?
well i guess i’ll update again, hello internet, i’m still the same old jamie tierney, in fact, nothing much has changed at all besides the fact that i’m not longer located in new brunswick. However, living at home does kind of suck, you cant just do things willy nilly as you please. On the bright side though, my new liqour store job pays better and offers more hours and my new...
June 2011
9 posts
joyce-lee-deactivated20110606-d asked: We have tax...thats a liter with tax...I think without its like $12 something
dammit
the deoderant i just put on is burning my pits, that ever happen to anybody?
havent been on tumblr in a while and it changed in...
but thats not the point, it’s time to ride my bike, it used to be dans bike, but now its mine, he abandoned it at the house, i paid to get it fixed, and now i shall ride it and have fun on it, where i’m going to ride to right now, i have no idea, just ride i guess, see if i remember how to ride a bike
The complete cocktail maker
By Stuart walton
$15.03 in my bank account
joyce-lee:
Good thing Smirnoff pear is only $14.99.
What about tax? Or does that not exist in minnosota?
Oh btw
In my last post I was thanking mike for the pizza slice
Thanks for the slice of pizza
Also, jack, your theory on junior being the devil might be true, he came in wasted today looking up to the sky talking to noone yelling “quiet you! Quiet you!” And then talked in Spanish mentioning diablo, it was wierd
May 2011
10 posts
off to mccormicks
where the beer is most definitely poisoned and sometimes a giant lurks about
so for all those that dont know
td bank doesnt open til 830 in the morning
i know i know, what normal person is up before this hour? well unfortunately, i believe my dreaming mind and waking mind merged this morning and me believe it was 1030 when i looked at my clock, unfortunately it ended up being 630, I didnt notice the real time until i was already in my car but i figured, none the less, i’m here, might as well get...
April 2011
22 posts
“Jack, what a silly stupid name”
Back off Rosie
Youre claiming every problem in this house is our fault, but you obviously didnt check for problems with the house before we moved. the walls and floors were filthy, and there was a bunch of garbage in the backyard
You act like this house was a palace before you gave it to us, sure we broke a few things, but we fixed the things we broke along with a few things that came broken with the house...
This paper
would be a lot better if I came up with a more creative topic and had a chance to reread the novels a second or just had them all digitally so i can control f and just find the passages i wanna use instead of flipping through the pages taking 20 minutes to find them. If more time was allowed, it would be the best paper ever, i mean dont get me wrong its already a banging ass paper, but it could be...
looking through your dash on 420
most annoying thing in the world
get a life people
