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dailyseinfeld:

George: So I still haven’t heard about that job.Jerry: Yeah that’s a tough one. What are you going to do about                that?George: I have an idea.Jerry: Yeah?George: I show up.Jerry: What do you mean you show up?George: I show up. I pretend I have the job. The guy’s on vacation.                If I have the job, it’s fine. If I don’t have the job, by the time he comes back, I’m ensconced.Jerry: Hmm. Not bad.George: What’s the worst thing that could happen?Jerry: Well, you’d be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a                large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.George: Yeah, so?
(via The Barber)

dailyseinfeld:

George: So I still haven’t heard about that job.
Jerry: Yeah that’s a tough one. What are you going to do about that?
George: I have an idea.
Jerry: Yeah?
George: I show up.
Jerry: What do you mean you show up?
George: I show up. I pretend I have the job. The guy’s on vacation. If I have the job, it’s fine. If I don’t have the job, by the time he comes back, I’m ensconced.
Jerry: Hmm. Not bad.
George: What’s the worst thing that could happen?
Jerry: Well, you’d be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.
George: Yeah, so?

(via The Barber)

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    Me too. I’m pretty sure this is how I got my current job…
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    Job hunting tip #42,142.
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    This whole episode is comedic gold.
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    This will probably
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    i think about doing this all the time.
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    just quit my job…maybe i should try this