Beer and Pizza

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 02:17:20 -0400

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city.

jamie i love you forever in a gay way and a non gay way okay im typing just fine right now. youre...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 02:05:18 -0400

jamie i love you forever in a gay way and a non gay way okay im typing just fine right now. youre gonnan accept my compliment and see this when you see this and i love youo. is tha okay? is cait gona be mad? i dont know how to spell her name. cate or cait. whatevber. i love you. you’re ginger and fine. and she’s lucky. and you’re lucky. :))))

"go and pour some more"

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:56:41 -0400

“go and pour some more”

- on my dick so sweet

i apoligize

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:54:46 -0400

for my last haiku. it wasn’t an american haiku, it was westernized, so fuck off all

submit your Instantly Watch suggestions!

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:52:15 -0400

this sounds good

sometimes a penis

is just a penis

always a penis

you know who i like

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:50:45 -0400

katie, shes so funny. but sometimes she tells you to put fingers down. what a dick

sometimes

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:48:03 -0400

i poop

tits are tits

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:47:42 -0400

dicks are dicks

dont smoke

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:47:15 -0400

because then you spend 10 dollars a day on cigs. if you do that, you’re basically port.

shamus john tirney might as well be the kid that eats paste. indiana jones he runs from boulders.

helo tumblr

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:43:49 -0400

am i the only person who doesnt drink when they smoke. look sometimes my penis is hard, and somtimes it isnt. if you like smoking you might as well like cancer. cancer is bad. cancer kills. cancer wants people to die. cancer is against drinking. if you drink you are pro anti cancer. sometimes, anti - cancer is good. esl spanish is a program i am not involved with, i think it has to do with limited spanish ialiect, one nipple is better than no nipples. joey, you do count. because tits are tits, these are my tits, they dont feed my young yet. but when they do, listen son, if yourmother does not let us name you indiana, do know, that indiana was your intended name. your mom probably wanted to name you something gay, like elliot, or samuel. look kid, i wanted you to be named indiana or han. harrison ford is the best actor in the world. i might name your harrison, i’m going to push for that. harrison is an agreeble name an coinsides with indie and han. shamus is for hairy burly kids who have no friends.

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Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:12:50 -0400

well apparently no one liked beer and pizza

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 01:09:26 -0400

just cant please anybody anymore, and that’s all i try to do, just be a guy who aims to please, and it just aint simple

the first post

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 14:23:40 -0400

will be about last night and today. a while ago, my boss gave me a mystery bottle of beer. it was a tall bottle without a label and a bottle cap with a B on it. I brought it to zack slaters house a while ago and he’s kept it in his fridge ever since. Last night zack, jeff, and I decided to give this mystery beer a taste. At first sniff it was very hoppy and even a little chocolaty. The mysteriousness grew even more as we poured it into cups revealing a very dark thick liquid. Mustering up our bravery we took a sip. The beer was oddly pretty good. It was definitely some sort of stout and tasted of caramel. Unfortunately I will never really know what the beer was. If anyone has any ideas, drop me a line.

Today, I can unfortunately say that this is my 2nd time eating pizza from 7-11. 7-11 pizza reminds me of something I had as a child, possibly dominos, or ellios. The sauce is ketchupy and I felt immediately fatter for eating it. It was only a dollar though so I had to try it. On the other hand! 7-11 chicken tenders are extremely tasty. theyre thick fillets of crispy juicy chicken. They’re only a dollar a tender (and I felt full after 2) and there are a variety of sauces you can buy for them for only 25 cents. My only criticism is that they tend to be a bit hard at the tips due to sitting the heat thing all day. Very very tasty though. I’d definitely have it for lunch again

This blog is about to change

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 14:07:15 -0400

so be ready ya’ll, i think from now on i just might dedicate this blog to me reviewing pizza (or any other food that might interest me) new movies, and kraft beers with a tierney twist! zappow!

lauriexlove: bamf this snake is eating like a king tonight

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 01:16:48 -0400

lauriexlove:

bamf

this snake is eating like a king tonight

lauriexlove: I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL OMG jack and i looked up...

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 01:13:23 -0400

lauriexlove:

I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL OMG

jack and i looked up this girls name

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Fri, 29 Jul 2011 01:06:04 -0400

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Fri, 29 Jul 2011 00:23:50 -0400

remember when i used to update this?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:35:42 -0400

well i guess i’ll update again, hello internet, i’m still the same old jamie tierney, in fact, nothing much has changed at all besides the fact that i’m not longer located in new brunswick. However, living at home does kind of suck, you cant just do things willy nilly as you please. On the bright side though, my new liqour store job pays better and offers more hours and my new location allows me to see my girlfriend and my friends more often (horray!) I also now own a bicycle, enjoy being outside, and am currently trying to acquire a taste for good wine. It’s my job at the liqour store to lead customers in the right direction but lately i’ve just been bullshitting my way into letting them think i know what i’m talking about

“oh everything crios does is amazing”

“if you liked the chardonay you’re bound to love to the pinot noir”

do i know these things? no but i’ll have to make it my duty to learn them

over and out little boogers

lukevoice: LOL one of my many skills

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:36:51 -0400

lukevoice:

LOL

one of my many skills